Fart Blame

Dear Frank: Why do the humans always blame their farts on me?
Sincerely, Mczanderful from YouTube

Dear Mczanderful: There is some mystery surrounding farting in the human world...it seems not all humans appreciate farts. Weird, I know. And sometimes farting gets them in trouble with other humans. Even weirder, right? So, help them save face, or butt (hehe...see what I did there?), and let them blame their farts on you. It's what good friends do.