How Do I Put a House Plant Back Together?

Dear Frank: I tore up my human's house plant this morning! I don't know what came over me. I was in a red zone! All I could see were fern leaves and dirt. I feel really bad now and my human gets home in two hours! Can you please help me put it back together?
Sincerely, Anonymous in Cleveland

Dear Anonymous: Don't worry. Red zone happens to the best of us! I did a Google search and from what I can tell, your house plant should look like the photo below when it's put back together. Good luck!