My Sister is Stupid.

Dear Frank: My human got me a sister. She's stupid. Always walking around wagging her stupid tail like everything's all happy, happy. Always sitting in my spot on the couch, taking the first drink from the toilet and free loading my kibble. Ugh. She's got to go. How do I get rid of my stupid sister?
Sincerely, Only Dog in Des Moine

Dear Only: Getting a sister is a good thing. Consider this...

  • You both dump the trash = shared blame
  • You both ask for treats = double treats
  • You can't reach the steak on the counter, but she can = hello steak for two

You, my friend, just got yourself a partner in crime! Don't fight it. Embrace it.