I Eat Hats

Dear Frank: I can't stop eating hats! Our mud room is full of them and it's like a candy store! I particularly like the ones with the puffy balls on top...delicious. My human wants to know where his hats are. What should I tell him?
Sincerely, Hat Eater in Indiana

Dear Hat: Every time you eat a hat, replace it with one of your bones. It's a fair trade and maybe your human won't care so much about his hat if he has a cool bone to chew. Also, try and stay out of the mud room, okay?