Rudimentary Sniffers

Dear Frank: Why do the humans always stick me in the bath tub when I finally get my scent just right? As soon as I soak up enough of the dirty laundry and outside smells I get plopped it the tub!
Sincerely, Olive in Oregon

Dear Olive: Human’s noses are less refined than ours and they aren’t able appreciate the finer smells in life like we can. You might smell like the most amazing pair of dirty gym shorts, but your human’s poor, rudimentary sniffer isn’t going to agree. So, give into the lavender, oatmeal bath. It’s not your human’s fault.