Ear Flapping

Dear Frank: Does your human ever take you boating for a good ear flapping? Beats Q-Tips...they tickle!!!
Sincerely, Frankie in Indiana

Dear Frankie: You have a car that drives on water?! What?! That's sooooo coool! My car just drives on land. I do prefer a good ear flap to a Q-Tip any day, but I have never had my ears flapped by a water car. Hello, new bucket list item.