Off With Their Heads

Dear Frank: I accidentally beheaded one of my toys recently. And I loved it! Now, I can't even play with a toy for very long before I rip the head right off. Should I be concerned with what this says about me?
Sincerely, PJ in Indiana

Dear PJ: As long as your habit stays focused on non-living objects, I see no problem with this activity. Off with their heads!