Dingleberries

Dear Frank: My humans sometimes ask me if I have any "dingleberries".  I have never seen a dingleberry.  I've never been allowed to eat fruit anyway.  I'm not even sure if they are grown in my area... Why would they ask me such a question?
Sincerely, Desi in Michigan

Dear Desi: Dingleberries grow on your butt. And they can grow in any climate and location. They are a hardy variety. Check your butt.
From,
Frank