Treat Myself

Dear Frank: My human only gives me like ten treats a day. She says that's a lot and I'm like "No way!" How can I get more treats?
Sincerely, Chris in Georgia

Dear Chris: The key to getting more treats is getting more humans. If you don’t live with multiple humans, give this technique a try next time friends come over. Here’s what you do: find each human when they’re alone (the alone part is very important), tell them you haven’t got your treat yet, get your treat and then move on to the next. Repeat this pattern multiple times with each human in the house. The return potential here is great!
From,
Frank