Serious Ball Problems

Dear Frank: My owner keeps dropping his ball really far away. I always pick it up for him, but I think he has a serious problem.
Sincerely, Duke in California

Dear Duke: I get it, man. The first time they drop the ball, you’re like “Oh, no problem, buddy. I got you.” But then after the fifth or sixth time I start to think they’re doing it on purpose. I suggest cargo shorts. They have many pockets for your human to store his ball and should prevent future ball droppings. Paws crossed.