My Delicious Drummys

Dear Frank: My human constantly grabs my hind legs and says things like “I want to gnaw on that drummy!” Should I be concerned?
Sincerely, Feeling Violated in Atlanta

Dear Feeling Violated: Humans have been trying to get their hands on my meat sticks for years too. (It’s hard having incredibility good-looking legs, am I right?) Don’t worry, they aren’t really going to eat your drummys. It’s more like a really weird saying.