Cauliflower Forever

Dear Frank: Ever since I got out of surgery I’ve smelled like cauliflower. I never smelled like this before surgery! What did they do to me?! Am I going to smell like cauliflower forever? 
Sincerely, Cauliflower in California

Dear Cauliflower: Don’t worry, I think when you’re past needing to ice your neck the cauliflower smell will go away.
From,
Frank