Shoe Sharing

Dear Frank: My human won’t share his shoes. He’s got two! The way I see it…it’s one for him and one for me. Why is he being so greedy?
Sincerely, Maddee in Indiana

Dear Maddee: Humans utilize shoes differently than us. Rather than chew the shoes, they wear them on their back paws. (It’s so weird, I know.) So, your human really does need both of his shoes. Maybe you guys can work out a time share?