Electrocution Fence

Dear Frank: Our humans have installed an electrocution fence around the yard. The squirrels know it. What do we do now?
Sincerely, Lula, Pippy and Jack in Georgia

Dear Lula, Pippy and Jack: You may no longer be able to chase the squirrels very far, but you can still bark obscenities at them. I’d start practicing your trash talk.