Homework Eating is Hard

Dear Frank: My human says his homework is going to be much harder this school year. I’m not sure my teeth are going to hold up to harder homework…it was super hard to eat last year! What should I do?
Sincerely, Sandy in San Antonio

Dear Sandy: If the homework is too hard to eat, hide it. “The dog hid my homework” may not sound as good as “The dog ate my homework”, but it still achieves the same goal. Good luck.