Poop Indecisions

Dear Frank: I have serious poop-location indecision. I can never decide where to poop. Sometimes I feel in my heart that a spot is right, but then my head thinks otherwise. And sometimes I think I’ve found a logical good spot, but I just don’t feel it in my heart. How can I make a decision?
Sincerely, KaKitty in Kirkwood

Dear KaKitty: Trust your intuition. Your heart knows where you should poop.
From,
Frank